May as well know who I am in general. 

 

My Social Security Number is .... AH Gotcha!   You don't think I'm actually going to write and post THAT do you?  Silly people.

 

How about this. 

 

(Standing in front of room of large people)

 

Hello everybody, my name is Sean.   And I'm a geek.  (Sobbing)

 

It's been a long time coming up to this and admitting this, years of pocket calculators and broken Vic-20s in my basement.   Oh those late nights huddled in a corner staring into a dark black Monochrome monitor.

 

But I have to admit it.  It's the only way I can shake this monkey off my back.   I am addicted (Booo hooo hoo).

 

It started a long time ago.   "It's only a calculator" I kept telling myself.  Nobody will mind if I just turn it on.   Just one little click....

 

And then I started down that DARK evil path I have been on for my entire life.   Next a bigger calculator, then two or three.   Oooohh the pretty lights!

 

Fairly soon after that I got into Digital watches!  Oh no no no.   Not a nice little Mickey Mouse Bubble watch.  No.  Saved up all my money to get a "Kaltron".   So now I could carry those darned blinky lights on my wrist.

 

I should have stopped right then....

I don't want to compose an email!  I don't want to build a book.  I just want to type and babble.

 

To Blog or not to blog.  That is a question.  I could sit here all day long and type up nonsense and nobody will read it anyhow unless the word "FREE" or "PORN" pops up in it. 

 

Hmmm there's an evil thought.

 

there is nothing "FREE" on this blog at all.  Nothing "FREE" at all.    You most defnitely are not going to find any "PORN" here either.   Nope.  Not a bit.  Do you think I'm going to waste my wonderful free space here on Microsoft's server filling them with "PORN"?

 

"PORN" "PORN" ... "FREE PORN".... Nope.... Hee ..   This outta mess up somebody's little web spider looking for stuff they shouldn't have...

 

BLOG.  Hmmm.  I can have fun with that word.   What was that song from "Ren and Stimpy"?

 

"It's BLOG It's BLOG it's big it's heavy it's wood."

 

"It's BLOG It's BLOG it's better than bad it's good."

 

"Everyone wants a BLOG.  Come on and get your BLOG."

 

(I know the real word is "LOG" but come one, you have to have some fun with the word BLOG)

 

Later days